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The muted print keeps the mood low-key; the durable fabric and clean construction mean this will be the go-to layer you actually wear until it’s threadbare and beloved.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 50\/50 cotton-poly blend for cozy warmth and soft hand-feel\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner look and reduced waste\u003cbr\u003e- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and kangaroo pouch pocket\u003cbr\u003e- DTF and DTG printing options; embroidery available on chest or wrists\u003cbr\u003e- Medium-heavy weight (8.0 oz\/yd²) with tear-away label for comfortable, scratch-free wear\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: medium\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":45428823294012,"sku":"10173107215907423332","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Red","offer_id":45428823326780,"sku":"22668852347266771317","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Royal","offer_id":45428823359548,"sku":"11189174175768045161","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":45428823392316,"sku":"48824175316187384976","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Red","offer_id":45428823425084,"sku":"10849639559206786885","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Royal","offer_id":45428823457852,"sku":"33696919994347135635","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":45428823490620,"sku":"16169113080432015508","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Red","offer_id":45428823523388,"sku":"56672696353521063602","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Royal","offer_id":45428823556156,"sku":"40515888342576233422","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":45428823588924,"sku":"18225951407457781493","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Red","offer_id":45428823621692,"sku":"14472657393901174823","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Royal","offer_id":45428823654460,"sku":"14520017786798967395","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":45428823687228,"sku":"33901682348074136264","price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Red","offer_id":45428823719996,"sku":"23180162568492907803","price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Royal","offer_id":45428823752764,"sku":"17952120823834915270","price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":45428823785532,"sku":"54603516002978199523","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Royal","offer_id":45428823818300,"sku":"32920925630638020885","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":45428823851068,"sku":"16907943879520797183","price":51.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":45428823883836,"sku":"31322187003349871870","price":53.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0705\/3338\/2204\/files\/8136337621506502784_2048.jpg?v=1779240380","url":"https:\/\/crummythreads.co\/products\/its-been-250-years-im-tired-historical-funny-america-250-birthday-hoodie","provider":"Crummy Threads Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}