{"product_id":"quarter-millennial-t-shirt-america-turned-250-retro-graphic-tee","title":"Quarter Millennial T-Shirt — \"America turned 250\" Retro Graphic Tee","description":"This garment-dyed tee speaks with dry humor and vintage attitude. The centered, distressed block print reads “QUARTER MILLENNIAL” with the small-line tagline beneath — a low-key badge for someone born near the turn of the century who likes clever commentary more than loud trends. The soft, worn-in hand from post-construction dyeing makes it feel lived-in from day one. Wear it to laid-back meetups, casual lecture nights, coffee shops, or while scrolling through nostalgia threads — it pairs easily with jeans, a denim jacket, or a cardigan for layering. The relaxed cut and heavyweight cotton give structure without stiffness, so it feels grounded and dependable, just like the humor it carries.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in texture and vintage look\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight (6.1 oz) relaxed fit that holds its shape\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit without side seams; double-needle stitched for strength\u003cbr\u003e- Sizes S–4XL; pre-shrunk and available in 58 color options\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":45427291422780,"sku":"24379406822924469721","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":45427291455548,"sku":"15271246284454995094","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":45427291488316,"sku":"80010164304395507665","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":45427291521084,"sku":"32567357030348381372","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":45427291553852,"sku":"33081984078038174785","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":45427291586620,"sku":"19228761709730922055","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0705\/3338\/2204\/files\/9136238176532854345_2048.jpg?v=1779199367","url":"https:\/\/crummythreads.co\/products\/quarter-millennial-t-shirt-america-turned-250-retro-graphic-tee","provider":"Crummy Threads Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}