The Long Weekend

The Long Weekend is Crummy Threads Co.'s July 4th collection for 2026 — also the year the United States turns 250. That's a big number. We're treating it the same way we treat everything: with a straight face and a decent shirt.

This collection leans into the historic weight of the 250th anniversary (a.k.a. the Semiquincentennial) without making a big deal out of it. Designs reference the milestone in ways that feel like things a person would actually say — not like the inside of a greeting card.